Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category
One Aircraft Carrier, One Previous Careful Owner, Few Scratches
April 7th, 2011 by admin
Thinking about what to buy that special loved one for their next birthday? Maybe a romantic trip away? Some beautiful jewellery perhaps? Or maybe a second hand British aircraft carrier?! Yours for just… well actually it doesn’t say. But what’s not to love (or actually get really depressed about) about the fact the British Navy [...]
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India versus Pakistan
March 30th, 2011 by admin
Man U v Liverpool whatever? Madrid v Barca get to the back. India v Pakistan now there is a sporting rivalry. In the UK (well England we’ll touch on the Scots in a mo) we get our knickers in a twist about local rivalries, long-standing rivalries but nothing touches on the Big I versus the [...]
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Woohoo 1p off Petrol, I’m rich!
March 23rd, 2011 by admin
So the Chancellor in seeking to lead the ‘greenest government ever’ and simultaneously save the British motorist has done……. Well jack really. This is without doubt the ‘meh budget’. It’s headline my friend? A 1p reduction in fuel duty. Yes I said 1p. That’s right crack open the champagne, press the ebay button on that [...]
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Where Not To Build A Nuclear Power Station
March 16th, 2011 by admin
Hindsight is a wonderful thing, it’s impossible not to be influenced by it. But I like to think if I found myself in charge of the ‘where can we build our potentially lethal nuclear power station’ department I would pose the question ‘You’re not planning to build it in an earthquake zone are you?’ ‘What’s [...]
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How to make people stop smoking
March 9th, 2011 by admin
I find the idea of ‘hiding’ fags from smokers quite amusing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12680815 Not that I’m belittling the seriousness of the habit. Seriously man give it up, I don’t want you to die!!!!!!!!! (Its bad for me viewing figures) And think bout all the fun stuff you could do with the cash you save, not to [...]
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ACCIDENTLY SHOOTING THE INTERN
March 2nd, 2011 by admin
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/27/ashley-cole-shoots-student-rifle Massive Congratulations sir for the 137th year running you are officially the UK’s Muppet of the Year Award winner, so Ashley how does it feel to retain your title? “Don’t really know. Was feeling nervous might not win this year cause let’s face it Nick Clegg has run a strong campaign, particularly in the [...]
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