Why Rising Dildo Prices Matter To The World Economy

I don’t get this stock market malarky.

The US Government avoids failing to pay its bills and the stock market falls (here and there), Italy has to pay a bit more interest and billions are wiped off the value of companies here and don’t even start to mention Greece. For the UK all this shizzle is potentially actually good as our massive debt payments have gone down.

It all seems so irrational and emotional for what is supposedly the most rational of worlds – markets. The way they over react to bits of news, and bits that see so disconnected to ‘our/your’ world. Share prices in Tokyo reacting to employment figures in America being a few thousand higher or lower than expected, ey?!

What is next? Imagine the turmoil that will be unleashed if the six monthly report on the long term hedged price of orange M+M’s should show more than a 2.7% fall? Financial Armageddon. One can only imagine the implications should ‘Dildo Futures’ show a rise? (rising dildo prices are seen as a worry for the economy as increased demand in the Dildo market place is perceived as an indication people are staying in more)

I’m off to bury my worthless paper-money in the garden, and then get on to annsummers.com

 

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