Woohoo 1p off Petrol, I’m rich!

So the Chancellor in seeking to lead the ‘greenest government ever’ and simultaneously save the British motorist has done……. Well jack really. This is without doubt the ‘meh budget’. It’s headline my friend?

A 1p reduction in fuel duty.

Yes I said 1p.

That’s right crack open the champagne, press the ebay button on that second hand Ferrari and let the good times roll cause that litre of petrol that was costing you 130p will now cost ya 129p.

Pointless he’ll no doubt cite the symbolism. Him thinking it shows he understands, me thinking what about the symbolism it sends by making a carbon fuel cheaper.

To be fair Georgey can’t really win. It’s all re-arranging the deck chairs of the Titanic and to give him his dues he wasn’t the captain who sailed us into the iceberg in the first place.

I’m off to find a lifeboat.

Rant Over.